The prison officers look forward to clapping their eyes on new hot prisoners. They know this bloke's age, ethnicity and what he's been sent down for. You want to make sure that any tasty new piece of meat is checked over thoroughly before dishing it out to the other prisoners on the wing. Now a handsome chap being sent down for the first time is going to have the older lags queuing up to take advantage of his arsehole. Apart from checking his orifices for contraband the screws will also want to check his hole for other reasons!
